Message to "Men" in MPV's.
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Message to "Men" in MPV's.
Just because you have handed your balls to your wife ever since knocking her up and having a batch of sticky kids. Just because she makes you drive that "family wagon" and secretly you think it has affected your sex drive and possibly xxxxx size. Just because you have to keep plugging along at your boring job so that sticky Susanna and stick Peter can still have shoes. Just because you really envy those of us with two seater sports cars and imagine all the sex we must be getting and the lie-ins we enjoy at the weekend. WHY, IN THE NAME OF GOD, DO YOU HAVE TO DRIVE LIKE SUCH RAGING PLONKERS????!!!!
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Well said =D> =D> =D>
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Had at least three of them trying to undertake me this morning. Driving up my backend and generally acting like idiots.....gah, I hate them.
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So very true. =D>
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PMSL =D> =D> =D>
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Just because you have handed your balls to your wife ever since knocking her up and having a batch of sticky kids. Just because she makes you drive that "family wagon" and secretly you think it has affected your sex drive and possibly pen1s size. Just because you have to keep plugging along at your boring job so that sticky Susanna and stick Peter can still have shoes. Just because you really envy those of us with two seater sports cars and imagine all the sex we must be getting and the lie-ins we enjoy at the weekend. WHY, IN THE NAME OF GOD, DO YOU HAVE TO DRIVE LIKE SUCH RAGING PLONKERS????!!!!
Don't hold back, get it off your chest
No idea why they do it though. I've got two kids and I manage fine without a van. Like you say, must be the wife making the car buying decisions
And they do drive like plonkers. I got tailgated by one just yesterday.
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I blame it on the Vauxhall 'Daddy cool' adverts. It's a shed on wheels, how could it possibly be cool?
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I think we may have a slightly different breed (same species though) here in MK.
I dont get much Tailgating or under taking but what ALWAYS (and I mean every day at least twice) happens is they pull out of the junction really aggresively (SP?) fast, nailing the nuts of thier MPVs, just to get in front of me and then slow down ....
ARRGGHHH
Regards
PaulM
I dont get much Tailgating or under taking but what ALWAYS (and I mean every day at least twice) happens is they pull out of the junction really aggresively (SP?) fast, nailing the nuts of thier MPVs, just to get in front of me and then slow down ....
ARRGGHHH
Regards
PaulM
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I have been considering transplanting an MPV engine into my MK1 though, because they are clearly the best engines onthe planet.
No matter how fast I am going on the motorway an MPV always manages to come past me like I'm standing still.
This is a two tonne brick, with 30 screaming, puking and waving kids in the back!!
If it can make a vehicle that heavy and overladen go so quick then clearly its better then the one in my sportscar!
No matter how fast I am going on the motorway an MPV always manages to come past me like I'm standing still.
This is a two tonne brick, with 30 screaming, puking and waving kids in the back!!
If it can make a vehicle that heavy and overladen go so quick then clearly its better then the one in my sportscar!
I am going to live forever, or die trying!
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I know exactly what you mean... I got tailgated by a guy in one of those nissan mpv's on an empty motorway last night. He was up to my bumper and I was in the inside lane... there was simply no neeeeed!
He put the willys up me as I thought it was the police for a while!
He put the willys up me as I thought it was the police for a while!
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S'funny but I always had a bit of a soft spot for those things.
I figure I could drive a black one with tinted windows, wear sunglasses and a single iPod earphone and people might think I'm part of a CIA hit-team.
I figure I could drive a black one with tinted windows, wear sunglasses and a single iPod earphone and people might think I'm part of a CIA hit-team.
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Tiamat wrote:I have been considering transplanting an MPV engine into my MK1 though, because they are clearly the best engines onthe planet.
No matter how fast I am going on the motorway an MPV always manages to come past me like I'm standing still.
This is a two tonne brick, with 30 screaming, puking and waving kids in the back!!
If it can make a vehicle that heavy and overladen go so quick then clearly its better then the one in my sportscar!
Ha, that'll be my Shazvan, once that 2.8 VR6 winds there's no stopping it,... really there isn't, the brakes are crap; but it goes like stink!!
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Human wrote:Just because you have handed your balls to your wife ever since knocking her up and having a batch of sticky kids. Just because she makes you drive that "family wagon" and secretly you think it has affected your sex drive and possibly pen1s size. Just because you have to keep plugging along at your boring job so that sticky Susanna and stick Peter can still have shoes. Just because you really envy those of us with two seater sports cars and imagine all the sex we must be getting and the lie-ins we enjoy at the weekend. WHY, IN THE NAME OF GOD, DO YOU HAVE TO DRIVE LIKE SUCH RAGING PLONKERS????!!!!
GLOL
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waelwulfas wrote:Tiamat wrote:I have been considering transplanting an MPV engine into my MK1 though, because they are clearly the best engines onthe planet.
No matter how fast I am going on the motorway an MPV always manages to come past me like I'm standing still.
This is a two tonne brick, with 30 screaming, puking and waving kids in the back!!
If it can make a vehicle that heavy and overladen go so quick then clearly its better then the one in my sportscar!
Ha, that'll be my Shazvan, once that 2.8 VR6 winds there's no stopping it,... really there isn't, the brakes are crap; but it goes like stink!!
Actually its all of them. The number of Espaces etc that scream past.
But 2.8 V6? Hmmm......
I am going to live forever, or die trying!
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well vauxhall make a VXR mpv which aint slow at all...turbo...
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Tiamat wrote:No matter how fast I am going on the motorway an MPV always manages to come past me like I'm standing still.
So true! I always imagined they'd taken so long to get up to that speed, nobody was going to slow them down
I once drove a Shaggervan (not through choice) to Scotland and back... it was bloody horrible.