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I get out of my tubby and go round the back and give it a good heave but the biatch wont budge
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Back into the car and I reverse up to his boot and ready myself for the impending
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I give it a bit of welly and his bright red piece of german poo is launched backwards allowing me to pull forwards out of my parking prison ready to go to town
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I nip out to check I didnt scratch my car only to find my numberplate holed and hanging of his TOWBAR
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I unhooked it from this giant nazi fishermans harpoon
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Anyone know where I can get one near Northwich in Cheshire
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Also I'm looking for a missile
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Chris.
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