after some decision making about dropping my engine out next week i thought id take the Turbo for a little rip today just to restore my faith in it.
Nice day so got some wax on it, T-Bar open, cruise through town and get some fuel is the plan.
So im giving it a bit round town, nice bit of wastegate etc its all good fun, after 10 or so minutes the Rev Counter starts twitching then the old memory banks open !You forgot to put the alternator belt back on! ](./images/smilies/eusa_wall.gif "Brick wall"){kind=small}
****, right all auxilaries off... Too late sparks dying, power steerings dead... Clutch in and coast to the kurb!Quick glance to my left and i've broken down outside my Ex-Girlfriends workplace, windows stuck down, roof open.
.. face on the ******* steering wheel someone just shoot me!So i call a mate of mine
(who laughs and rightly so for the civic driving spectator to this circus) He agrees to bring a bar and tow me, while waiting one of those ******* Traffic Wardens walks up:"you cant park there sir""im broken down mate sorry, waiting for a mate to recover me""well you cant break down there either""Errrrrrrrrr"Now you can imagine by this point im ill-amused, but i bite my tongue and he tells me if i push it back 5 metres he wont give me a ticket.
.. Great so now i look even more of a xxxx, sure that my ex is dying with laughter i comply and push it back, swear under my breath and await Recovery.My mate turns up, get the bar on it and im approached by some really quite fit girl, short skirt, long legs etc who just says.
.."Hot car, shame you cant drive it" Yeah well done sweetheart, that really helps!
Well we get it back to mine, i get the Alternator hooked up again and she fires right up.
.. Result right?! 
Now i really should have put it on charge
(Just like i should have put the belt back on in the first place!) But.
..My day brightens up, this girl i've recently met texts me.
.. i explain what a day im having and she quite simply offers to give me head to make me feel a little better awesome 
Ran the Turbo up for 10 minutes on the drive, its getting dark so i cant take it for a run with no lights, besides it'll be alright wont it?!
2 Miles down the road, the lights go dim, tacho dies followed by the motor.
No car, No Blow Job.
.. No ******* anything!!!EPIC FAIL!!Well anyway i hope that brightened your day Guys and Girls.
.. I would go and have a **** but i'd probably break my wrist and have to explain it to a my Heinous Step-Mother who works in A&E 
