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i awoke to se the sun rise,in over my garden as i stared out
the air was cold perfect for a turbo as i got changed thoughts ran through my head
go fast have fun burn some rubber be in the pub for lunch :)
as i steped out of my house a shiver ran down my spine there she was mornin mill dew runnin of her cerves with that front bumper smilling to me waiting to b fired up
as i sat and turned the key i new this was gunna b a good day her heart started to pound and she breathed fire into my quite road
i sat and waited for her to warm thinkin of the open roads the fast bends and newly lade tarmac on my fav roundabout
as i reversed from my drive and slowly crawled away fromt he house my heart started to to pound the stero got turned up i was FREE
after a nice gentle drive for 15mins and a tank full of gogo juice (optimax)
she was ready out to the road we headed were 5mins later we hit a duel carrige way
im stuck behind this knob in a bmw swerving all over the road wanting to get past a escort, tina (car) is waitin for it, her lungs full of optimax, cold plugs igniting the juice, supra turbo (cheers paul woods) wanting to hammer it
the road spilts duel carrige way for a mile here we go then suddenly the bmw driver gives me the finger in his mirror THE W**KER
tina suddenly kicks down a gear the turbo hits 10psi the roar from her ass is in full swing and im guled to the bmw,s ass he does,nt move so i take the inside pull up alongside him, turns my head smiles and shows him up to his missis and his mate that he is the biggest right hand jockey on earth tina has had her fun as we hit the floor and pull away with ease on our merry way
ive been drivn for 2 hours lightin the rear wheels driftin round corners i know hitin my limit speed of 110 :(
decide its time to start jounery home OPPS forgot reason why i was out to get dads motorbike gloves for crimbo
pull into harly garage walk around looking for them tina is staring back at me wanting to hit the road again its time to go no gloves :(
she starts first time and were off again im crawlin along tryin to join the traffic on the duel carrige way FLASH wot the f**K was that i dont care tina does,nt either the foot is planted and were off 20,30,40,50,60,70,80,90,100 im behind it it was a brand new porsche carrera gt OH wot fun this will b :twisted:
we both get stuck behind traffic waitin for a gap we find it he hits it so do i he cant get away over 20 meters im still there hunting him down like a 4year old waitin for santa
nice sweepin bend comes (1 of my favs)
on the brakes stuck 2 meters from his ass off the brakes drop into second car jurks ive F**KED the gear change SIDEWAYS WOOHOO
no match for his triptronic gear change i hold it together and she comes back to me (good girl) foot back to the floor and the PGT starts to pull away with open road infront off him
HAHA the lights turn red
i catch up (he was stoped) i pull up in the inside i look over he looks back
we rev the cars to show it on
I WIN SOUND OFF MY CAR IS WAY LOUDER
GOGOGOGO the lights turn amber 4k clutch dump little wheel spin
side by side then HOLY CRAP he went like a rocket with optimax in it
he pulls away by the time im mid second gear he is 3car lenght,s ahead and i never catch him he has the open road all to destroo me with
OH and he did
i c him about half mile down the road puttin the brakes on, i dont i keep foot to the floor catch him up he smiles and puts his hand up to wave i flash my lights and watch him spin the rear wheels up as he pulls off

I GOT MY ASS WHOOPED
wot a car goes like cold s**t from a hot spoon
still wouldnt have 1 though WA**ER
billy

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Post by billy »

Great Vs Tale mate....
At least you embaressed the Beamer, and did rather well overall by the sounds of it....
You should post more Vs with a descriptive tone like that. I was just picturing the scene...
(Sigh) Roll on Spring!

Nice one

Regards

Billy
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Post by The Morris »

Youve been reading too many books. I thought blokes who like cars dont read, or is that just me.
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Post by Bry »

A condensed version of the above vs post
Raced Beemer----won,Raced Porsche lost :lol:
andygt

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Post by andygt »

hehe thanks guys thought i would make it a bit more interresting than just the norm race blah and won type story
ill post more victorys or lose storys as they happen
round here in the forest there is always someone up for a race
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Post by Gazboy »

andygt wrote:iI GOT MY ASS WHOOPED
wot a car goes like cold s**t from a hot spoon
still wouldnt have 1 though WA**ER


Eh?
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The Morris wrote:Youve been reading too many books. I thought blokes who like cars dont read, or is that just me.
Just you. :P
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Post by JAP BOY »

I love the way how VS tales are so poetic perfect for our cars!
I would describe the MR2 as the excellence of execution abit like poetry in motion when you see them go pass from the NA's to the Turbos :D
love the post mate by the the way My 2 is called Julie
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Post by craig »

Poetic perfection mate, NICE :lol:
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Post by biscuitsbrown »

I'm new to the forum and I just wanted to say Hi and what a great V's tale! Thoroughly enjoyed it! Hopefully I'll have some of my own soon!

Regards Stu

:D

P.s Mine is called Piggin!
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Post by Sidewinder »

Yes, very good, and done in an interesting style.

My literary skills are apalling, so won't even bother trying to recreate any road thrashes I've had in the past!
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Post by Goto10 »

Should anyone wish to create a similar tale, *please* run it through a spell-checker first.
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