Had an interesting morning today.
Took a drive out to meet up with James
(riot68) for a catch up and general car talk, which is always a pleasure
However today the 2's were joined by something a little special, in the form of the brand new Rolls Royce Phantom
Now it's not everyday you get the chance to even look around a
£288k, let alone to be driven around in one, however today we did.
The pair of us were sat in the back in our own luxurious world of leather and wood, cruising the Lincolnshire roads like the lords of the manor
Now I've never really understood the appeal of buying such a car as this, considering it cost around the same price as a couple of nice houses.
I've got to say though, when you're sat in the back of one of these, seats reclined to your desired setting, breezing around in complete luxury, you start to see why they sell and realise it's a pretty special place.
One very noticeable thing, especially after getting out of a lowered 2 seater sports car, is just how high you are and how tiny the rest of the motoring world looks
I spent the journey there looking at rear license plates and tow balls, but in the Phantom, Passats, Jags, kid buses
(people carriers), everything just looks like a toy.
It's a little surreal to be honest, something I'm very grateful to have had the opportunity to try.
Another distinct different is the type of person who notices the car.
When driving a flashy, shouty modified MR2 you can't help but get looks and comments of
"Nice car Mr", along with other such demonstrations of intellect as
"Nah way man, dat fing is phat!!".
Your general car appreciating citizen is often gives a nod of confirmation but in a far more subtle way of course
In the Phantom though it's very different, you're in a world of Radio 2 listeners and middle-autumn aged appreciators.
The friendly local classic Jaguar XJ driver, who is generally one of the more reserved motorists, stops and takes a moment to pass a comment of appreciation.
Time to park it up and have a good snoop about the engine bay.
Now considering this thing's packing a 6.75 litre V12 it purrs like a kitten.
In fact stop in front of it the only thing you can hear is the subtle sound a the engine fans, gently cooling the beast within.
So what does such an engine look like? See below
The fact a huge V12 can look small in an engine bay gives you an idea of the scale of the thing!
How smooth is the engine? A 50p piece sat in top should test this.
It didn't even flinch!
A few of the interior.
The rear carpets were sublime! It was like putting your feet on the back of a grizzly bear
Rear controls, to manage all aspects of your premium motoring experience and to control the TV, music, climate etc.
Basically the guy at the front turns the wheels, the guy at the back is really in control
The wheels
I thought my wheels were big, but 285s and 21"rims!
Time to add an Asian flavour to the party.
Height difference, remembering the perspective difference too!
The lady has a big bottom
Even with the perspective difference those 21's make my 18's look like toy car wheels
Oh, hello there.
Is that a Mule in your door sir
That's where the party had to end.
The Phantom went on it's way, to strike awe in other motorists on it's travels.
James and I took ourselves off for a brew and for a good natter, after which we went our own separate ways for today.
Although on my way back I did observe something pretty disgusting, in the form of an Audi TT RS in chrome
(yes chrome), being driven by the obligatory smarmy man wearing highly overpriced no doubt Italian sunglasses.
He clocked me and old Muley and went bolting off down the A46.
Obviously I'm not nearly so reckless as to go racing such a car, however sufficed to say I don't think he thinks it's as fast as he did now
Anywho, behold what an excess of money and very poor taste can buy you
I was hoping to take some side shots, however it took it's off before I could.
So anyway, I think I've yet again rattled on for long enough.
Thanks again to James for today.
Always a pleasure sir