Check out this idiot - re mass effect

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SamUK
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Check out this idiot - re mass effect

Post by SamUK »

wow ive read some crap thats been written by journalists but this takes the biscuit.


check out the way this guy describes mass effect and its amazingly obvious he hasnt even seen the dvd case let alone actually played the game.

the worst bits this.....

Quote: "It's called "Mass Effect" and it allows its players - universally male no doubt - to engage in the most realistic sex acts ever conceived. One can custom design the shape, form, bodies, race, hair style, breast size of the images they wish to "engage" and then watch in crystal clear, LCD, 54 inch screen, HD clarity as the video game "persons" hump in every form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of."


or

Quote: "And because of the digital chip age in which we live - "Mass Effect" can be customized to sodomize whatever, whoever, however, the game player wishes.

With it's "over the net" capabilities virtual orgasmic rape is just the push of a button away. "



total BS!! either that or i got the wrong copy cos mines nothing like that!
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Re: Check out this idiot - re mass effect

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Sorry, bad things?
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Must get this :lol:
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What an absolute f**king tw*t!! :lol: [-X
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Re: Check out this idiot - re mass effect

Post by Bender Unit »

Must be a joke surley?

My charater is a bird and as a result some girl on girl has happened. ;)

Was most upset you couldnt customise the charaters body. Personally I thought it would be really funny if the universe was saved by a fat ginger lad.
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Got this today with the elite so will have to test it(ahem) for the GF :lol:
Mk1b White T-bar SC 1987, Mk1b White coupe Jan90, Mk1b White coupe Jan90 (spares), Mk1b Mica blue T-bar Mar90, Mk1b Mica blue T-bar,full climate control,Jan90, 5 mk1's :)
SamUK
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Re: Check out this idiot - re mass effect

Post by SamUK »

youll love it im sure.

its a bit slow at first cos it has the story to set and you need to level up so you get the cool biotics and your weapons do some damage.

once thats done its like star wars and you actually have the galaxy to explore.
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